Monthly Archives: January 2011

The word “nerd” was first coined by Dr. Seuss in “If I Ran the Zoo.”

Five things you shouldn’t do… 1- Never antagonize your hairdresser. There is a good chance you will come away with zebra striped hair instead of the highlights you wanted. (And then your next hair dresser will ask who was so … Continue reading

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Apparently, our kids feel so much self-worth that their pride in their accomplishments makes it impossible for them to flush the toilet.- Andy Richter

The other day, Luke Skywalker slammed his head into the bridge of my nose, square between the eyes, on my glasses. Ouch! It got me thinking though. We know the impact that we have on our children. We are acutely … Continue reading

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Random Haiku Thursday

Robert Pattinson Could you be the perfect man, as Edward Cullen?

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Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect, it means that you have decided to look beyond life’s imperfections…

There is a place in this world where children gladly and joyfully enter and adults only do so with trepidation. In fact, adults are often bullied by their children to cross the threshold of this most unholy and germ infested … Continue reading

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My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention. -Blazing Saddles

It has begun. I knew it would happen and quite frankly, I tried to postpone the inevitable for as long as humanly possible. But change comes, as it must, and my life is about to change dramatically. When Ellwood was … Continue reading

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Random Haiku Thursday

Oh my snooze button Once again you made me late. It is all your fault.

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Forever lazy? Or fuzzy fleece pjs?

Stephen Colbert had a bit about this last night. Seriously, folks. This is just wrong on so many levels. Also- they are anything but stylish. Enjoy the laugh…

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